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FORTHCOMING SHOWS

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CRYERFOLK

£6.00 + booking fee.

Tuesday 11th November 2025        (7.30)


Those lovely people at CryerFolk bring you another wonderful evening of fun with brilliant music, fabulous singing and, of course, great beers, ales and other tipples.

CARSHALTON JAZZ PRESENTS:

£18.00 + booking fee.

Wed 12th November 2025        (7.30)


THE ANDY CLEYNDERT'S SUPER BAND

"Straight ahead Brazil.."


Featuring:


Andy Cleyndert on bass.

Paul Booth on Tenor sax.

Mark Edwards on Piano.

Darren Beckett on drums.


The best melodies and harmonies of Brazil and Latin America. Swinging renditions of the classic songs of Jobim et al, rooted in the straight ahead jazz tradition.

JACK SKIPPER: Skint.

SORRY SOLD-OUT

Thursday 13th November 2025        (7.30)


(CHANGED DATE)


Carpet-fitter turned comedian Jack Skipper delivers his debut, Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated, stand-up hour with a show about how he went from a tradesman with no qualifications to a full-time comedian (no qualifications) – offering insights into the endeavours of a working-class father struggling to navigate his way through life. 


Seen on The Stand Up Sketch Show and

support for Michael McIntyre and Russell Kane. 


STRICTLY 14+ !

ABBA RE-BJORN

£27.50 + booking fee.

Friday 14th  November 2025        (7.30)


Invited back once again due to huge public demand, 

ABBA Re-Björn

Made up of extremely talented and professional singers and musicians who together make the most authentic sounding tribute to one of the greatest and best loved bands of all time.


With fun Swedish accents, tight harmonies, high energy performance, replica costumes and audience participation aplenty you are guaranteed to be dancing the night away.


Let's see your best sparkly costumes...

GAGGING FOR LAUGHS

SOLD OUT

Friday 21st November 2025        (8.00)


Another evening full of belly laughs as our very own Phil Dinsdale hosts a show with a top line up featuring the indomitable Mr Dave Fulton as this show's headline act.

BEATLES, BOWIE & ME

£20.00 + booking fee.

Sunday 23rd November 2025        (3.00)


Veteran broadcaster Nicky Horne -  was uniquely privileged to conduct in-depth and  personal interviews with all four of The Beatles, and also with the enigma that was David Bowie. 


For decades, the recordings of those interviews were lost. But Nicky has now unearthed them and is sharing their remarkable content in an intimate ‘audience with’  show, where he will talk about these unique encounters. 


The audience will also have the chance to ask questions.

HOMEGROWN

SOLD OUT

Friday 28th November 2025        (7.30)


Homegrown - The UK's leading UB40 tribute band


Homegrown are an internationally acclaimed UB40 tribute band, second only to UB40 themselves. 


Their authentic sound is created by musicians who have played on the professional music scene worldwide for many years.


Their attention to detail and uncanny vocal sound-a-like is what forces Homegrown to the forefront of the tribute band circuit as they emulate what others only attempt.

The Phonics

£22.00 + booking fee.

Saturday 29th November 2025        (7.30)


The Phonics are the UK’s premier Stereophonics tribute band. 


Their set has something for all fans including hits such as Have a nice day, Maybe Tomorrow, Dakota and Handbags & Gladrags not to mention those amazing album tracks for the die hard Stereophonics fans.


The Phonics simply love paying songs from their musical idols and this passion shines through when you hear them live.  


They are the closet thing you will hear to the Stereophonics.


LOVE THEATRE ARTS - YOUTH COMPANY SHOW

£10.00 + booking fee.

Tuesday 2nd December 2025        (7.00pm)


Join the character, Celia Whibley’s and her Class 3C this December for An Inaccurate Conception, an hilariously heart-warming take on the traditional school nativity. Expect mischief, mayhem, and plenty of festive cheer as this talented cast brings you a Christmas performance like no other!


Book your seats now and celebrate the season with a show that proves even the most inaccurate of nativities can deliver the perfect Christmas spirit.

ELVIS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

£30.00 + booking fee.

Wed 3rd to Sun 7th December 2025        


Local hero BEN THOMPSON returns to The CryerArts Centre for a spectacular run of shows.

Accompanied by the amazing "BIG BOSS BAND" this fully live show promises to be the best yet.!

Some shows are already sold  out so grab your tickets quickly to guarantee your seat.

CRYERFOLK

from £6.00 + booking fee.

Tuesday 9th December 2025        (7.30)


Cryer folk is back again and you can expect:

A frolicking, festive feast of fun.


t's nearly Christmas and the CryerFolk folk mark the occasion with a sumptuous celebration of all things folk.

CARSHALTON JAZZ

from £18.00 + booking fee.

Wed 10th December 2025        (7.30)


Carshalton Jazz return for their annual Christmas Special with the wonderful Alan Barnes Quartet.


The evening will continue after the show in the bar downstairs with more live jazz and special guests.

TAKE@THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY

£26.50 + booking fee.

Friday 12th December 2025        


The incorrigible foursome return to CryerArts to continue the party.


All the greatest Take That hits in one magical, fun show.


Is this the ultimate girls night out..??

SO TRUE: 80's XMAS PARTY

SOLD OUT

Saturday 13th December 2025        (7.30)


Following two fabulous back to back sell-out shows in July this extraordinary band are bringing the party back to Carshalton for Christmas.


If you saw them in July you'll definitely want to come back.. If you didn't now is your chance!! 


This WILL sell-out and fast so don't delay.

THE NEW FOXTROT SERENADERS

£20.00 + booking fee.

Sunday 14th December 2025        (3.00)

(note: changed date)


A Christmas Cracker of your favourite Christmas Carols and songs to sing along with.


From Bing Crosby and David Essex to Maria Carey and Wham.


Including Silent Night, Hark the Herald Angels sing, O little town of Bethlehem, Rockin' around the Christmas tree, All I want for Christmas is you and many more...!

PANTO IS BACK.!

From £15.00 + booking fee.

Sun 14th to Wed 24th December 2025        (Times vary)


Top Cat Productions are back by popular demand with...


DICK WHITTINGTON and his trusty cat Tommy 

in this fun pantomime adventure.

Journey with our hero from the streets of London to the shores of a distant land.

Will he defeat the evil King Rat..?  Will true love conquer all..? And will the bells of London really lead him to fame and fortune..?


Full of laughs, songs and plenty of Panto fun - 

it's the ultimate family treat this Christmas.

Little Ones Panto

£10.00 + booking fee.

Mon 15th to Fri 19th December 2025        (times vary)


Join the fun this Christmas with our Elf sing-along show full of nursery rhymes, laughter and Christmas cheer.


ELVIS the ELF  is going on a magical adventure through Toyland with all your favourite nursery rhyme songs, characters and toys.


Created for our younger audience age 5 years and under.


Running time approx 30 mins.


Infants under 12 months do not require a ticket but will have to be on lap. No seat allocated.

THE JERSEYS

SOLD OUT

Thursday 18th December  2025        (7.30)


Following two amazing sold-out nights in in September  we are delighted to welcome back, for a Christmas party, an act that always delivers full houses and extraordinary shows.


THE JERSEYS LIVE


A West End quality show..!


Guaranteed to to have you up dancing and signing your hearts out.



THE ROD STEWART SONGBOOK

SOLD OUT

Friday 19th December 2025        (7.30)


Returning for a wonderful Christmas Special


The May show sold out in record time so don't miss this brilliant tribute to Sir Rod.


All the favourites.


You be singing along and dancing from the very first number....

THAT'S SO 90's

£23.50 + booking fee.

Saturday 20th December 2025        (7.30)


Everyone knows it was the greatest decade EVER, so why not let 


"'THAT'S SO 90's" 


take you back?! 


Back to a time where distractions were fewer, human connections were real and music ruled the landscape.

For a glorious evening, this magnificent band will take you on a nostalgic joyride through the sights and sounds of the 1990s, from Girl Power to the Gallaghers, Boybands to BritPop, and everything in between.




2026 Shows and events

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XMAS: The Afterparty

£27.50 + booking fee

Friday 9th January 2026       (7.30)


With so many missing out on the amazing December 2025 Xmas special because it sold out so fast the only obvious thing to do was to bring the gang back for a January "reviver" to kickstart the new year..!

SO TRUE: the leading 80s show returns to Cryer Arts, Carshalton for one of the best nights out to get 2026  started!

A simply superb performance of all 80s bangers to get you up and dancing, singing.


MARK WATSON: Before it overtakes us

SOLD OUT

Thursday 15th January 2026       (7.30)


20 years in stand-up for the 'Taskmaster' cheeky texts icon, multi-award-winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently 'Baby Reindeer' actor:


A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to ponder the uncertain future facing humanity. 


He explores this - along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more - in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show

COMPLETE MADNESS

From £27.50 + booking fee

Friday 16th January 2026       (7.30)


What better way to brighten up a January weekend.?


The UK number one Madness tribute returns to CryerArts  with a breathtaking blast of fun, frolics and the best singalong songs ever...


Mainly standing but with a restricted number of guaranteed seats availbale.

THE LEGACY SHOW

£25.00 + booking fee

Saturday 17th January 2026       (7.30)


Europes only tribute to both Fleetwood Mac and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. 

Two great live bands that are so closely tied together by the great Stevie Nicks.

Hear and see all both bands classic songs along with The Traveling Wilburys and Stevie Nicks collaborations plus many more.

A full two hour show from two titanic bands in one great evenings entertainment all performed by The Fleetwood Mac & Tom Petty Legacy.

Tribute to BILLY JOEL

£24.00 + booking fee

Sunday 18th January 2026       (3.00)


NEW YORK STATE OF MIND. 


The music of Billy Joel.


Returning by huge popular demand, this show shines a spotlight on one of the most acclaimed artists and songwriters of the 20th century

Thie band perform his hits from the 70's, 80's, and the 90's

The set includes Just The Way You Are, My Life, It's Still Rock And Rock To Me, Uptown Girl, Tell Her About It, An Innocent Man, We Didn't Start The Fire, The River of Dreams and, of course, Piano Man.

COMEDY NIGHT

£18.50 + booking fee

Friday 23rd January 2026       (8.00)


Gagging for laughs returns with a top flight line up (announced soon) hosted as usual by our very own Phil Dinsdale.


These shows ALWAYS sell out so don't hang around, grab your tickets now.!

Totally Blondie

£24.50 + booking fee

Friday 30th January 2026       (7.30)


Totally Blondie have rapidly gained a reputation as the best Blondie tribute band in the UK!


Blondie were one of the most iconic bands of the 70’s & 80’s.


People of all ages, not just hardcore fans, know and love songs like Hanging On The Telephone, One Way Or Another, Call Me, Atomic, Heart Of Glass, Sunday Girl, Denis and all the other famous chart-toppers. 

 
it’s totally authentic … it’s totally awesome …


it’s Totally Blondie!

BLUES BROTHERS TRIBUTE

£25.00 + booking fee

Friday 6th Feb  2026       (7.30)


The All New Blues and Soul Revue has been wowing audiences with a spectacular and authentic tribute to the classic cult movie ‘The Blues Brothers’™ since 2002.


With a full live band, comprising some of the UK’s finest musicians together with a stunning new production,  this show does far more than simply ‘tip a fedora’ to the original 1980 cult classic movie.


Audiences are encouraged to don their suits, hats and shades and to become an interactive part of the show.

WHO'S NEXT

From £21.50 + booking fee

Saturday 7th Feb  2026       (7.30)


Who's Next are the premier live tribute to The Who. 


They capture a magical point in time when many believed that The Who were the greatest pop and rock group on Earth. Who's Next's live show aims to recreate this period in the early 1970s with the aid of authentic stage wear and instruments. 


The result is a time machine ride back to the days of Live at Leeds, The Isle of Wight Festival, and the Fillmore shows.


Brilliant here at CryerArts last year..!!


The Orbison Project

£22,50 + booking fee

Sunday 8th Feb  2026       (3.00)


A fantastic six-piece tribute band celebrating the memorable music of the legendary Roy Orbison.


The band, all highly accomplished musicians, is fronted by the talented British lead vocalist Dave Collison, in my view now the UK’s best, most-impressively-accurate and authentic Orbison ‘soundalike’ AND ‘lookalike’ tribute artist.

The Red Hot Tribute Peppers

£20.00+ booking fee

Friday 13th Feb  2026       (7.30)


Red Hot Tribute Peppers

Returning with their powered-up-funkadelic show to The CryerArts Centre RHTP are the ultimate tribute to the Chili Peppers, performing all the biggest hits from one of the best-selling bands of all time.


Delivering a dynamic show with a deep appreciation for the Peppers' unique sound and style, they strive to recreate the bands’ legendary vibe.


A MAINLY STANDING GIG.!

VOODOO ROOM

£24.00+ booking fee

Saturday 14th Feb  2026       (7.30)


Now a firm favourite at CryerArts, 

VOODOO ROOM are an exciting Classic Power Trio, paying tribute to the incredible music of Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton & Cream.

Featuring some of the U.K.’s finest musicians, they perform a high energy, world class show in total appreciation of these musical pioneers from the world of classic blues/rock!!


‘NOT a dress up, wig wearing, look-alike tribute band – JUST GREAT MUSICIANS PLAYING GREAT MUSIC – STUNNING!’  Time Out.

WHAT A WASTE

£23.50 + booking fee

Friday 20th Feb  2026       (7.30)


The UK's most authentic Ian Dury & The Blockheads tribute act.

Brought to you by six totally committed musicians with a love & respect for the music of The Blockheads & the poetry of Ian Dury.


The loveable rogue is brought to life in the room.


THIS IS A PART STANDING SHOW BUT WITH PLENTY OF  SEATS..

NEIL DIAMOND TRIBUTE

£21.00 + booking fee

Sunday 22nd Feb  2026       (3.00pm)


The Cracklin' Rosie Neil Diamond Tribute Show 


Tom Scott & his live band brings the sound and presence of Neil Diamond to life.

With his live band, they perform all the well-known hits, ‘ Beautiful Noise’, Forever in Blue Jeans’, ‘Hello Again’, ‘Song Sung Blue’ and more. 


A must-see for all Neil Diamond fans!

QUO CONNECTION

From 19.00 + booking fee

Saturday 28th Feb  2026       (7.30)


From the ashes of John Coghlan's Quo featuring Status Quo's original drummer, remaining members Mick Hughes, Rick Chase and Pete Mace reformed in 2023 with new drummer Russ Chadd under the name of Quo Connection. 


Playing many of Status Quo's hits, plus some incredible album tracks, 

Quo Connection replicates the true and original sound of the classic 1970's Status Quo


“Close to the real thing. A must see!”

John Coghlan (Original Status Quo drummer)

THE ROLLING CLONES

£27.50 + booking fee

Saturday 25th April  2026       (7.30)


(REARRANGED DATE)


For the real, authentic Rolling Stones live experience, you can’t do better than

The Rolling Clones!


Performing since 1997, bringing the fun and the attitude of the Stones’ live gigs for over 25 years.


They perform in all venues and for all kinds, and are proud of the reputation they’ve garnered as the best live Rolling Stones tribute band working today!


They’ve been touring ifor decades, bringing sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll to the masses

TALON: The acoustic collection.

£28.50 + booking fee

Friday 22nd May  2026       (7.30)


TALON 

THE ACOUSTIC COLLECTION

HANDLE WITH CARE


Sitting on bar stools and armed with no more than their trademark four-part vocal harmony, acoustic instruments and laid-back banter, Talon will leave you simply spellbound.


“ESSENTIAL LISTENING IF YOU APPRECIATE GREAT MUSICIANSHIP, MAJOR LABEL PRODUCTION STANDARDS AND THE TIGHTEST HARMONIES YOU WILL HEAR THIS SIDE OF CROSBY STILLS NASH”


‘MAVERICK’ 

(The UK’s Leading Country Music Magazine)

*****

WWW.TALONACOUSTIC.CO.UK

NOASIS

From £25.00* +booking fee

Fri 5th & Sat 6th July         (7.30)


(* Limited early-bird tickets available)


The definitive tribute to Manchester's super group Oasis.


Sing your hearts out to all of the biggest hits in this full-on show.Formed in 2006 the band has toured extensively performing the anthems that have defined a generation!With obsessive attention to detail Noasis recreates the real Oasis playing experience playing all the classic songs as if they were their own.


"A SUPERSONIC SHOW OF THE VERY BEST OASIS ANTHEMS"

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IT'S PARTY TIME FOR ABBA FANS!


ABBA RE-BJORN 


Return to CryerArts with their fun filled show featuring all those favourite Abba songs (and there are LOTS of them!)


Grab your sparkly tops and flares and  be prepared to dance and sing along all night.


Tickets here.!